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7 Results for Misanthropy
View 1 - 7 results for misanthropy comic strips. Discover the best "Misanthropy" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday February 10,
2015
Elon Musk Fears Ai
Tags #artificial intelligence, #etiquette & ethics, #misanthropy, #technology, #elon musk, #artificial intelligemce, #humankind
Transcript
Asok: Elon Musk is worried that artificial intelligence will destroy mankind. Coworker: Why would you pay attention to him? What's he ever done? Asok: Stop making root for A.I. Coworker: And what planet is this "Elon" guy from, anyway?
Tuesday May 19,
2015
Dilbert Is Not Anti Social
Tags #antisocial, #introvert, #judgement, #extrovert, #judging, #criticism, #isolation, #misanthrope, #misanthropy
Transcript
Tina: Why are you antisocial? Dilbert: I do't oppose the concept of social behavior. I just don't enjoy being with people. Tina: That's dumb. Dilbert: Case in point.
Wednesday May 27,
2015
List Of Known Problems
Tags #joke, #insult, #misanthrope, #misanthropy
Transcript
Alice: Did you get the link I sent you for our company directory? Boss: I didn't ask for that. I asked for a list of known problem... Oh. Not funny. Alice: Then how do you explain this?
Wednesday July 29,
2015
What Advice Is
Tags #help, #gratitude, #misanthrope, #misanthropic, #misanthropy, #Advice
Transcript
Coworker: Want some advice? Dilbert: Why? Can your ignorance and poor communication skills solve my uncertainty? Coworker: You never know until you try. Dilbert: Sometimes you know!
Friday April 29,
2016
People Are Terrible
Tags #hate, #human error, #interpersonal, #introvert, #misanthropy, #people, #antisocial
Transcript
Boss: What's the biggest risk with your plan? Dilbert: It's people. They're terrible once you get to know them. Boss: Then don't get to know them. Dilbert: I tried that with you and it didn't work.
Saturday April 30,
2016
Dilbert Is Antisocial
Tags #antisocial, #misanthropy, #introvert, #communication, #relationships
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert: People are complaining that you're antisocial. Dilbert: I only dislike the people I get to know. Catbert: Then why do you get to know them? Dilbert: It happens by accident when they talk.
Monday August 15,
2016
Asok Learns To Rank Priorities
Tags #priorities, #Advice, #hate, #misanthrope, #misanthropy, #organization
Transcript
Asok: I'm overworked because I don't know how to set priorities. Alice: Try ranking your tasks by how much you hate the people who asked for your help. Asok: What if I don't hate anyone? Alice: That problem solves itself over time.