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3 Results for Modernity
View 1 - 3 results for modernity comic strips. Discover the best "Modernity" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday November 22,
2015
Tags #modernity, #reality, #thinking, #frustration, #panic, #existentialism, #existence, #meaning of life
Transcript
Dilbert: Looks like another day of flailing toward arbitrary goals. I will battle my way through a sea of idiots, much like the zombie apocalypse. My ego will be tested and my nervous system will be degraded. And all of this is to earn money so I can... buy items that scientists and product designers have brainwashed me to crave. But I get back at them by writing software they think they can't live without. My life is like two piles of meat trying to play ping pong. Alice: Stop mumbling and take care of this. Dilbert: You take care of it.
Friday September 02,
2016
Messages For The Boss
Tags #communication, #internet, #modernity, #attention, #distraction, #excuses, #technology
Transcript
Boss: Why didn't you talk to me before making this decision? Dilbert: I left you a voicemail, an email, and a text message. I also messaged you on Skype, Slack, WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook. Boss: Did you try leaving a note on my chair? Dilbert: It's stuck to your buttocks.
Monday September 04,
2017
A Wally Robot
Tags #robot, #modernity, #technology, #automation, #coffee
Transcript
Asok: Do you worry that a robot will someday take your job? Wally: Nah. No one will build a robot that does nothing but drink coffee. Man: It does nothing but drink coffee. It can replace twenty percent of your workforce. Boss: I like it.