dilbert wearing face mask: what college did you go to?
colleague wearing face mask: i'd rather not say.
dilbert: the only people who answer that way are people who went to harvard. do they teach you false modesty?
colleague: it was my major.
Boss: I've noticed you don't work as much as your co-workers. That's an illusion caused by the combination of my efficiency and my modesty. Boss: So... you're getting your work done? Wally: Stop poisoning our culture with your distrust.
Boss: Our greatest strength is our company culture. Dilbert: What's our company culture. Wally: Give us a hint. Boss: We're fiercely competitive. Wally: Do we hide it because we're also modest?
