Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I'm following in your footsteps so I can be a demagogue too." Ratbert continues, "Your book 'Unmarried Men are Scum' was so successful that I decided to write my own hate book disguised as science!" Ratbert holds up a manuscript and continues, "I call it 'Moles are Morons.'" Three moles wearing sunglasses sneak up behind Ratbert. Dogbert asks, "Were you aware that moles have a strong underground movement?"
Concierge: "Welcome to the Metrogarden hotel! How may I make your stay incredible?"
"I would be delighted to iron your socks, examine you for suspicious moles or take a second job and give you my pay."
Dilbert: "I think they over-trained you."
"I'm shaved and preped to donate a kidney."