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5 Results for Mondays
View 1 - 5 results for mondays comic strips. Discover the best "Mondays" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday April 18,
1996
Tags #40 % sick days, #fridays, #mondays, #good one, #kidding
Transcript
The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Asok the Intern sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "It has come to my attention that 40% of your sick days are on Fridays and Mondays. This is unacceptable." Asok throws his head back and shouts, "Ha ha ha!!! That's a good one!!!" Asok sees the serious look on the Boss's face. He turns to Dilbert and Wally and says, "Please tell me he was kidding." Wally says, "Welcome to hell, kid."
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Tuesday July 03,
2001
Tags #start on monday, #service industry, #space -time, #contiuum, #calendar, #no mondays
Transcript
Dilbert stands at a table reviewing a sheet of paper with a contractor. The contractor says, "Here's my estimate. I'll start the job on Monday." The contractor continues, "When I say 'Monday,' I'm referring to the service industry's space-time continuum." The contractor holds out a calendar and says, "I'm not supposed to show you this, but check out the calendar." Dilbert looks and says, "No Mondays."
Monday May 18,
2015
More Than Garfield
Tags #mondays, #Garfield, #sarcasm, #teasing, #conversation, #antisocial, #alienation
Transcript
Alice: I hate Mondays more than Garfield. Wally: Why do you hate Garfield at all? Is it his total disregard for lasagna ownership? Alice: Don't speak to me again until Tuesday. Wally: One day down, four to go.
Wednesday April 17,
1996
Tags #do math, #idiot, #monday and fridays, #shocking, #sick days, #idiot savant
Transcript
The secretary reads a document and says to the Boss, "Oh my! This is shocking!" The Boss asks, "What?" The secretary says, "40% of all sick days taken by your staff are Fridays and Mondays!" The Boss walks away saying, "What kind of idiot do they think I am?" The secretary says, "Not an idiot savant. They can do math."
Wednesday December 14,
2016
Asok Kills The Wrong Cartoonist
Tags #Garfield, #hit man, #cartoonist, #mistaken identity
Transcript
Asok: I killed our spokesperson, Jim Davis, yesterday, as you ordered. Boss: You killed the wrong cartoonist! Asok: Now I hate Mondays even more.