Dilbert: It feels unmanly to hire movers. I should be able to do this with a few friends and a pick up truck.
Dogbert: The movers just pulled up.
Dilbert: I don't like being weak.
I can walk by myself!
mover: On this little legs?
Asok is packing boxes. He tells Dilbert, "I'm relocating to a better cubicle." Asok continues, "Tonight a team of movers will take my boxed possessions to an undisclosed location." Asok continues, "They're also going to laminate my company I.D." Asok continues, "I'm supposed to leave it with the guard on the way out." Asok holds up a check and says, "And I got paid two days early!" Asok continues, "It's all because management appreciated the constructive criticism I posted on the message board." Asok folds his arms proudly and says, "As I hoped, my condescending tone helped them to see their folly." Dilbert asks, "Do you mind if I rifle through your boxes and take office supplies?"
Esok: you are not allowed to move you own computer.
It must be left in an easily sealable condition for three days until the movers take it to the wrong cubicle.
Then untrained I.T Professionals will shove an ethernet cable and stapler and call it good.
Dilbert: get out of my way