Dilbert and three men sit at a table eating lunch. A man says, "Yeah . . . I had a temperature of 147 degrees and they had to remove my internal organs." Another man says, "Well, that's nothing compared to my bout with bubonic plague last week." A man with no head asks, "Did I ever tell you about the time I repaired my own lawn mower?" Another man thinks, "Not again."
Dilbert on video call.
voice from laptop: what's that behind you on the shelf? can't you make your background more attractive?
dilbert: if we're being that way, who cuts your hair? your lawn mower?
voice from laptop: did your gym go out of business?
dilbert: i already miss our last shred of human decency.
