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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #Dogbert, #ad, #man, #turn, #negatives, #perceived, #benefits, #shmultz, #beer, #head, #pounds, #bikini, #concept, #lonely, #Men

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Dogbert stands in front of two men and points to a diagram. Dogbert says, "We must turn the negatives of your project into perceived benefits." Dogbert continues, "The new slogan will be 'Shmultz Beer: you know it's working because your head pounds.'" Dogbert points to a picture of a man who is holding a beer and has a headache. A man asks, "Can you work some bikinis into this concept?" The other man says, "We're very lonely men."

Wally Has Symptoms

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Wally Has Symptoms - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #lie, #office workers, #sickness, #pandemic, #virus

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Wally: My throat has a tickle, so I'd better take a month off of work. The coronavirus tests can have some false negatives, and I love you too much to put you at risk. Dilbert: Did it work? Wally: No, I sold it too hard.