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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #asbestos, #ceiling, #danger, #telekinesis, #neutralized, #never ask, #curious

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Wally: They found asbestos in our ceiling. We're all in danger. Asok: "I must use my telekinesis to remove the asbestos." "GAAA!" The threat has been neutralized. You must never ask me how it was done." Wally: I'm not even curious."

Porch Thief Is Neutralized

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Porch Thief Is Neutralized - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #violence, #retaliation, #delivery, #package, #stealing, #theft, #ring, #technology

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Alice: Uh-oh. My home security system is showing a thief stealing a package from my front door. Activating particle beam defense. The threat has been neutralized. Dilbert: When you say "neutralized," does that mean... Alice: Activating crime scene cleanup drone.