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2 Results for Nitpick
View 1 - 2 results for nitpick comic strips. Discover the best "Nitpick" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday April 11,
2008
Tags #advice to intern, #don't finish on deadline, #freedom, #overworked, #less time, #nitpick
Transcript
wally: Heed my advice, young Asok. Only an idiot finishes a project before the deadline. The less time you give people to nitpick. The more time you have to pretend you are overworked." Freedom is just another word for people finding out you're useless.
Wednesday October 03,
2018
Slavery Or Work
Tags #the boss, #Wally, #Dilbert, #alice, #succeed, #nitpick, #slavery, #choice
Transcript
The Boss: We can only succeed if every one of you gives one hundred percent. Wally: I don't mean to nitpick, but wouldn't that technically be slavery? The Boss: No, because you have a choice. Wally: Didn't you just say the other choice is failure?