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The boss; I need help motivating the staff.
Catbert: what have you already tried?
The Boss: Threats, belittling, humiliation, empty promises, berating, slogans , posters and bullying.
Catbert: hmmm...we can't praise them or they'd as for raises.
Catbert: Maybe they can be motivated by the importance of their work.
The boss: their work is making second rate products to sell to idiots so our executives can afford trophy wives.
Catbert: have you tried yelling until your face turns purple?
The boss> make three copies, please!!!!
Carol: This is new.
