Dilbert and Wally are in the copier room. Dilbert stands behind Wally thinking, "Lacking clerical support, the highly trained, highly paid professionals line up at the copier." Dilbert continues thinking, "Their amazing analytical skills are squandered in this mindless task." Wally says, "No . . . It looks like the 'toner' light doesn't turn off if you wait." Dilbert says, "Let's give it another five minutes."
"I tried to fax it but our fax machine is broken."
"I would send it by modem but my communication software is incompatible with my new system software upgrade."
"No...our electronic mail systems are incompatible."
"Mail it?"
"I've only got one copy and our copier is out of toner."
"Well, normally I could print another one but our LAN is being rewired."
"I could just read it to you."
"I describe how technology improves our lives by...yeah, I'll hold."
"Hello?"
"Dang."
Asok: "I'm trying to develop a good attitude about my job." "Every morning I tell myself I am invigorated by busywork."
The Boss: "Asok, I need you to relabel the toner cartridges."
Asok: "Woo-hoo!"
I worked on my own time to invent a room-temperature superconductor that could eliminate our need for oil. "You were supposed to be finding a new vendor for toner cartridges. What happened to that?" "Must...not use...telekinesis..." "Why does my necktie seem so...ERK!!!"
Tina says, "I can almost reach the paper jam, but a poltergeist is trying to drag me to the afterworld." Tina says, "Maybe I can blind him with the toner cartridge. Ha ha! Take that! And that!" Tina says, "Gaaa!!! I can't feel my arms!" Dilbert says, "I only have one."
