boss's voice coming from monitor: is the data accurate?
dilbert at desk looking at boss on video conference: you don't go to war with the data you need. you go to war with the data you have.
boss: did you just make it sound noble to use bad data?
dilbert: and heroic.
The Boss says to Dilbert, "Maybe it's a good thing that I was demoted to work among you noble little people." The Boss continues, "I have gained valuable empathy that will serve me well if I ever become a manager again." Carol walks past and says, "You've been promoted." The Boss exclaims, "Yee- Ha!! I'm not a loser!!"
Carl: Thought being a service animal would be a noble calling.
But I worry that our relationship has drifted into something less dignified.
wally: Thats what keeps my coffee warm.
CarL: I am so angry right now.
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert says, "I've decided to dedicate my life to the less fortunate." Dilbert replies, "That's very noble of you, Dogbert. Will you be working with the homeless, or perhaps the hungry?" Dogbert replies, "I thought I'd start with people who didn't buy real estate in the 70's . . . Maybe work my way up to that other stuff."
