Dogbert sits at a table holding a magnifying glass and looking at stamps. Dogbert says to Dilbert, "Help me look for valuable stamps. You're better at this than I am." Dilbert says, "Philately will get you nowhere." Dilbert sits at the table by himself with stamps stuck to his face.
"Now that our profits are improving, can I have a raise?"
"If I start giving people raises, then profits will plummet and we'll be nowhere."
"Does your bonus depend on how effectively you oppress me?"
"If you don't like it, try communism."