Dogbert sits across from a man in a strange robe and hat. The man asks, "Why have you come to the embassy of the nutty radical country of Pingo-Pongo?" Dogbert replies, "I want a job as a diplomat." The man asks, "Why?" Dogbert replies, "I'm trying to get in on the 'diplomatic immunity' scam." Dogbert throws his head back and cries, "I want to drive cars over people's lawns . . . I want to fire automatic weapons in any direction!!!" Dogbert laughs wickedly and shouts, "I want to throw Jello at politicians!" The man asks, "How do we know we could trust you?" Dogbert replies, "Sir! I am insulted by your question!"
The Boss: "I'm having problems at home, so I'll be taking it out on you today."
"I'll begin by hallucinating that you said something bad. Then I'll yell at you for saying it."
"I AM NOT A SADISTIC NUT!!!"
Dilbert: "If I go to my cubicle, can you hallucinate that I'm here?"