Dilbert: "Your price to not attack our Elbonian factory is too high."
Elbonian: "We can give you the senior citizen discount." *snort*
Dilbert: "That's just mean."
Elbonian: "Sorry. I'll switch to more observational humor."
Boss: Experts say the best leaders have a good sense of humor. I'm an awesome leader, therefore I must be hilarious. Wally: I can't tell if I should laugh at that. Boss: That's because you're not a leader.