Catbert: The new dress code is a thin film of oil. "We're consolidating offices and we need to fit twenty people in each cubicle."
Dilbert: "They've pretty much given up on winning one of those awards for best places to work."
The boss: We need your new computer for the empty office in the executive suite. We don't want any visitors to see vacant offices. They might think we're having financial troubles. Dilbert: Why don't we put my old computer in the vacant office? My boss: That's crazy talk.