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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #selective breeding, #produce offspring, #no biometric impression, #no pulse, #no fingerprints, #no dna

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Wally says, "For thousands of generations the males in my family practiced selective breeding." Wally continues, "The goal was to produce offspring that leave no biometric impression: no pulse, no fingerprints, no DNA." Dilbert asks, "Why?" Wally responds, "We like to ask, 'Why not?'"

Humans And Parakeets

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Humans And Parakeets - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #carol, #research, #humans, #parakeets, #offspring, #blog, #deny

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Boss: I was doing some research on the internet and learned that humans and parakeets can mate and produce offspring. Carol: I don't believe that. Boss: It's true. I read about it on a blog. Carol: I wouldn't call that "research". Boss: Deny science much?

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Tags #dating, #flirting, #yelling, #scared, #confused, #relationships

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Dilbert says, "I have an actual job and I don't live at home." Dilbert says, "My offspring would probably be smart." Woman says, "My palms are getting sweaty and my heart is pounding. What is going on?" Dilbert says, "It's a Darwinian thing." Woman says, "Make it stop!"