Dogbert: "You're unsuccessful in love because you keep forgetting opposites attract."
Dogbert: "Logically, the woman who would be most attracted to you are beautiful and intellectually stimulating."
Dilbert: "You're right. I've been underestimating my drawing power."
Dogbert: "And women love it when you pose like this for them."
Dilbert: We tried that plan already and it didn't work. Boss: Stop living in the past. Dilbert: Stop refusing to learn from experience. Boss: Wait... why do we both sound right? Dilbert; I don't know. It's freaking me out a little.