The Boss says, I have assigned a secret insulting nickname to each of you." The Boss says, "It's my way of dehumanizing the enemy so it will be easier to downsize you." Ted says, "The enemy?" The Boss says, "That's enough out of you, Osama."
The Boss: From now on, all travel must be booked through the corporate travel web site.
Alice: Our travel web site is terrible. It only lets you book the cheapest flight, and that's always on Elbonian Airlines.
The Boss: Don't be such a snob. What's wrong with using a discount airline?
Alice: Well, they list their destination airports as 'whatever looks soft'. The meals in first class are made of anyone who dies in coach. Their entire security screening process involves shouting at each passenger 'Are you Osama bin Laden?!!!'" "And I once saw a baggage handler wearing my dress.
The Boss: Whiner.
