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8 Results for Painting
View 1 - 8 results for painting comic strips. Discover the best "Painting" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday October 25,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #painting, #creepy, #follow, #currator, #art, #news, #newspaper, #home
Transcript
A man points to a painting and says to Dilbert, "Notice how the eyes seem to follow you." Dilbert moves his head and says, "Wow, that's a weird effect." The man says, "It gets better." Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper. The eyes from the painting followed him home and are sitting on the window sill.
Saturday March 27,
1999
Tags #use art, #find self, #over there, #ratbert, #bad painting, #without using art, #bob, #dinosaur
Transcript
Ratbert wears a Beret and paints. Ratbert says, to Bob, "I use art as a way of finding myself." Bob says, "you're over there, Ratbert, in front of a bad painting!" Bob walks away and thinks, "And I did it without using any art."
Friday April 15,
2011
Tags #big business, #children drawing & painting, #executives, #chalky substance, #layers of mangement, #new layers, #p, #avp, #director, #doplphon, #inanimate object
Transcript
CEO: I'm adding a few layers of management below me. The new layers are VP, AVP, Director, dolphin, inanimate object, and chalky substance. If you have any issue, I encourage you to talk to the chalky substance.
Monday December 11,
1989
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #hot line, #telephone, #forehead, #phone calls
Transcript
Dilbert points to a telephone on the desk and says to Dogbert, "This is the new 'hot line' phone to the Kremlin. My company won the bid to engineer the new model." Dilbert says as he walks away, "That's a fully functional prototype, so don't mess with it." Dogbert picks up the phone and says, "So, Gorby, I understand you've been finger-painting with your forehead . . ."
Monday March 26,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #painter, #painting, #art, #landscape, #outside, #interrupting
Transcript
Painter: Excuse me... Sir? I'm trying to paint this view. Would you mind not walking right in front of me? Dilbert: Oops. Sorry. Painter: It's already too late.
Saturday November 04,
1995
Tags #wall art, #low bid, #assistant scourcing, #earth, #low cost art
Transcript
Dilbert watches Dogbert and Bob the Dinosaur hanging paintings on the office wall. He asks Dogbert, "How did you get the contract to supply our company with wall art?" Dogbert answers, "Low bid." Dogbert says, "As we speak, my assistant is scouring the earth in search of low-cost art." Ratbert stands outside the "School-O-Art" with a bag of money. As an art student wearing a beret and painter's smock is thrown out of the school with his painting, Ratbert says, "I'll take it!!"
Saturday January 22,
2005
Tags #art bar, #dreadful, #rat checked, #bar nuts, #midnight
Transcript
Dogbert's Art Bar "That painting is dreadful. It looks as if a rat created it." "Lucky guess. I'll ask you again at midnight." Later that night "Ah wan ahix of ose an shum bar nuts!!!"
Thursday May 07,
2009
Tags #bragging, #saving, #money, #talking, #ridiculous
Transcript
Topper Dilbert says, "I'm painting my own house to save money." Topper says, "That's nothing!" Topper says, "I had spider glands trasplanted into my body so I can make my own silk garments." Dilbert says, "That doesn't seem?" Topper says, "Who wants mittens?!"