"Do you mind if I put your picture on my stapler?"
"Well, I don't allow personal items on desktops, but I'll make an exception."
"Eat paper you ignorant parasite! Ha ha ha!"
Boss: Our CEO has promised that the merger will cause no layoffs. Dilbert: Is that because he's too incompetent to eliminate obvious redundancies or is he just lying? Boss: Can you give me more choices? Dilbert: A brain parasite is making him say stupid stuff?
Robot: I see you have a bacteria- soaked parasite growing in your womb.
Robot: After the singularity, when robots rule the galaxy, I'll turn that thing into a personal slave.
Tina: You're not god at small talk.
Robot: I wonder how many watts it can produce.
Dilbert says, "You wrote that your objective for the year is to?" The Boss says, "?Obscurely toil to increase the unearned wealth of our parasitic stockholders." The Boss says, "I'll add 'and managers.'"
