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Sunday June 28,
1998
Tags #future of company, #project leader, #passion fro success, #extra pay, #vague preference, #allergy medication
Transcript
The Boss stands in front of a chart and says, "Our next product will determine the future of our company." The Boss turns and looks at Dilbert and Wally who are sitting at the conference table. He says, "I need a project leader who has a passion for success!" Wally raises his hand and asks, "Would that leader get extra pay?" The Boss replies, "It's not about money, Wally. It's about a passion for success!" Wally turns to Dilbert and Alice and says, "All I have is a vague preference. How about you?" Dilbert puts his hand to his head and says, "Yes, I'm feeling something...Maybe it's..." The Boss looks frustrated as Dilbert says, "No, it's just my allergy medication." The Boss throws up his hands as Wally asks, "What was it like?" Dilbert replies, "It tingled."
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Monday May 20,
2013
Tags #coffee & tea, #double coffee, #success, #work ethic, #passion, #necessary
Transcript
Wally: I'm double-mugging because I heard that passion is necessary for success. By 4pm I'll be so passionate I'll be dating my chair. Catbert: Nothing about that sounded right.
Tuesday December 23,
2014
Carol Has Passion For Her Job
Tags #Advice, #boredom, #boring, #email, #fake passion, #forwarded email, #mindless, #passion, #success, #warren buffet, #work ethic
Transcript
Carol: Warren Buffett says my career will be better if I show passion for my job. I'll have to fake the passion because everything I do in this job is mindless and boring. Later. Carol: Woo-hoo! I forwarded an email!
Monday April 29,
2013
Tags #conversation, #prosperity, #secret to usccess, #eating bread, #follow your passion
Transcript
Boss: Asok, the secret to success is to do what you love and stick to it. Asok: I like eating bread. Boss: Exactly! Follow your passion. Six Months Later Asok: Maybe I should try something else. Boss: Quitter.
Thursday December 26,
2013
Tags #surprise, #work ethic, #having passion
Transcript
CEO: The key to success is having passion for what you do! Dilbert: You make a good point. I quit. Wally: I'm out of here. Alice: Me, too. CEO: You promised me they wouldn't listen. Boss: It caught me by surprise, too.
Wednesday January 28,
2015
Success Is About Who You Know
Tags #blame, #blaming, #success, #who you know
Transcript
Wally: Success is all about who you know. I'm not successful, so apparently it doesn't help to know you. Dilbert: I"m sorry I let you down. Wally: It's as if you aren't even trying.
Saturday July 25,
2015
Wally Follows His Passion
Tags #passion, #motivation, #Advice, #misunderstand, #misunderstanding, #attraction, #follow, #following
Transcript
Wally: I'm running low on motivation. What can you do for me? Boss: Follow your passion. Woman: Stop following me. Wally: Dream-killer.
Monday July 27,
2015
Wally's Passion
Tags #passion, #drive, #ambition, #laziness, #catch-22
Transcript
Wally: I'm only passionate about doing things that are socially unacceptable. Should I follow my passion or should I continue being useless? It is totally up to you. Catbert: Try to find a middle ground. Wally: A mild interest in things that don't matter.
Tuesday March 24,
2020
Passion
Tags #office workers, #business, #live, #parents, #passion, #job, #match, #career, #porcelain, #frog, #fault
Transcript
office worker: i still live with my parents because i can't find a job that matches my passion. dilbert: what is your passion? office worker: i collect porcelain frogs. dilbert: that isn't a career. office worker: how is that my fault?
Thursday February 04,
2021
Wally's Success
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #track, #success, #work, #correlation, #working, #sarcasm, #unproductive
Transcript
wally: i've been tracking my successes at work relative to my efforts, and i see no correlation. so if you see me not working hard, you should assume everything is fine. boss: you've never had a success to track. wally: i was hoping you didn't know that.