dilbert on video call.
voice from laptop: billing for your video therapy session begins now.
dilbert: i'm worried that all of my recent social isolation has changed me.
therapist: how so?
dilbert: well, a year ago, i felt awkward and bored around people, and that was bad enough. now i hate them so much that i only pretend to wash my hands. i guess i'm secretly hoping i'm a carrier for a deadly pathogen of some type. am i normal?
therapist: i sure hope so because i do the same thing.