boss: i'm happy to announce that our company has produced a vaccine for covid-19.
dilbert: how did we do that? we're not even a pharma company.
boss: i'm not going to lie. we had to cut some corners to get it done.
dilbert: such as...
boss: well, for example... we couldn't meet every single target we hoped to achieve.
dilbert: how many targets did we miss?
boss: only two things.
dilbert: safety and efficacy?
boss: okay, four things.
Doctor: The MRI shows that your brain has been hijacked by dopamine pirates. You are now under the full control of social media corporations, gambling casinos, and big pharma. Boss: Are you writing me a prescription? Doctor: No, I'm buying stock in those companies.