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Wednesday July 31,
2013
Tags #meetings, #telephones, #work ethic, #teleconference, #phone on mute, #nap, #weaselable
Transcript
Coworker: Can you attend our Tuesday meeting? Wally: I'll teleconference. Coworker: That will make me wonder if you called in, put your phone on mute, and took a nap. Wally: We useless people call that weaselable doubt.
Friday March 18,
2005
Tags #conference call, #success, #set up, #15 people, #forgot to call in, #mute buttons, #spinning story
Transcript
Asok: The conference call was a huge sucess. "Three out of 15 people were available and only one of them forgot to call in." The boss: "So it was a phone call between two people?" Asok: "It would have been if they hadn't used the mute buttons."
Wednesday December 03,
2014
Bob Is Proud Of His Flip Phone
Tags #dinosaurs, #insult, #insults, #judgement, #smart phones, #technology, #flip phone, #judegment, #follow ups
Transcript
Dinosaur: I don't own a smartphone. I use a flip phone because it does everything I want. Alice: Why are you proud of being a big, dumb dinosaur with a terrible phone? Dinosaur: I"m sensing a lot of judgement in that question. Alice: Wait until you hear my follow-ups.
Monday August 01,
2016
Brittle Phone Design
Tags #cell phone, #big business, #fragile, #iphone, #technology
Transcript
Boss: We made our new phone extra-brittle and gave it a sleek, but slippery case. Consumers will be forced to choose between an ugly protective cover or replacing the phone three times a year. Dilbert: Who would buy such a thing? Boss: We also made it addictive.
Friday October 21,
2016
Alice's Phone Trance
Tags #phone, #cell phone, #distraction, #attention, #social, #interaction, #ignore, #ignoring, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Hey, Alice. Alice... Alice... Alice... Alice... I can't penetrate your phone-induced zombie trance, so I'll just text you. Alice: Stop doing that. Dilbert: I can't hear you because I'm looking at my phone.
Monday May 01,
2017
Tina Wants To Borrow Wally's Phone
Tags #cell phone, #germs, #cleanliness, #bathroom, #technology
Transcript
Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that's because I was using it in the men's room for the past two hours. Tina: I'll ask someone else. Wally: Yup.
Tuesday May 02,
2017
Tina Wants To Borrow Dilbert's Phone
Tags #cell phone, #property, #possession, #technology
Transcript
Tina: Can I borrow your phone to make a call? I dropped mine and broke it. Dilbert: No, I don't like other people touching my phone, or breathing on it, or reading my messages. Tina: You have a lot of issues. Dilbert: Said the person who doesn't use protective phone cases because they are ugly.
Wednesday May 03,
2017
Tina Has Phone Anxiety
Tags #cell phone, #boredom, #time, #killing time, #anxiety, #addiction, #distraction, #technology
Transcript
Tina: I'm having a lot of anxiety because my mobile phone is broken. What happens if I need to stand in line for something? What would I do while I waited? Dilbert: You need an invisible friend. Tina: I have one, but she's always on her phone.
Tuesday October 31,
2017
Neural Link To Phone
Tags #mind control, #phone, #technology, #invention, #cognition, #thought
Transcript
Dilbert: When I press this button, your brain will form a neural link to your phone. Boss: Then I can control my phone with my thoughts? Dilbert: No, your phone will control you. Boss: Hey, I didn't agree to... Dilbert: Too late. Narrator: Continued...
Thursday December 28,
2017
Asok's Phone Case
Tags #cell phone, #aesthetics, #impractical, #practicality, #break, #screen, #technology
Transcript
Asok: I kept dropping my phone and breaking it, so now I keep it wrapped in a big ball of cotton. Wally: Why would you buy a phone that breaks so easily? Asok: I like the way it looks.