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View 1 - 4 results for poof comic strips. Discover the best "Poof" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday July 08,
2001
Tags #layoffs, #fly on wall, #poof, #wally as fly, #rational budget decions, #who do we hate, #fly eating donut, #mean, #board of directors
Transcript
Dilbert and Wally stand in the hallway looking into the conference room where the Boss is having a meeting. Dilbert says, "They must be talking about the layoffs." Wally says, "I'd like to be a fly on that wall." Suddenly, "Poof!" and Wally is turned into a fly. Wally is seen in fly form, with his head on a fly's body. He says, "Great...the one time I get my wish..." Wally flies into the room as the Boss says, "Let's focus on our priorities and make rational budget decisions." The whole room erupts in laughter: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" The Boss continues speaking as Wally flies in close to his coffee and donut. The Boss says, "Back to reality. I'll fire Ted; he creeps me out. Who else do we hate?" Wally lands on the donut as the Boss says, "Hey, my donut is gettting eaten by the world's ugliest fly!" Wally says, "Bonanza!"
Monday September 08,
1997
Tags #ballon with sand, #breaks, #little ballon, #requests new keyboard, #sand in keyboard, #stressful day, #reduce stress
Transcript
Dilbert squeezes a "stress ball" while he sits at his computer. He thinks, "It's been a stressful day. Luckily I have this little balloon full of sand to squeeze and reduce my stress." Dilbert squeezes the balloon so hard it goes "poof" and sand falls into his keyboard. Dilbert thinks, "Oops." The Boss holds a paper, an equipment request, and says to Dilbert, "You need a new kybard? What's a kybard?" Dilbert is extremely angry and screams, "Just sign the stupid thing!"
Tuesday April 22,
2008
Tags #indian institute of technology, #illegal use of telekinesis, #vijay pants
Transcript
Man says, "Asok, you must return to the Indian Institute of Technology to explain your illegal use of telekinesis." Asok The Intern says, "But, But..." Poof!! Man says, "Vijay, pants."
Saturday November 07,
2009
Tags #meeting, #wings, #halo, #lying, #disappearing, #work, #side effects, #medication, #business
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Please ignore my wings and halo. They are side effects from my prescription meds." Dilbert says, "Anyway, my pointy-haired boss asked me to tell you that we will finish the prototype on time and on budget." Woman says, "That is one bad tell you got there." Poof! Poof!