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Tags #Dilbert, #romance, #friends, #porpoise, #reverse, #psychology, #unflattering, #references, #mammals

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Dilbert and a woman sit at a table. Dilbert says, "I'm not looking for romance. No, I just want to be friends." The woman asks, "That's all? But why?" Dilbert replies, "Because you have a snout like a porpoise." Dilbert arrives at home wearing disheveled clothes and bent glasses. Dilbert tells Dogbert, "When you use reverse psychology, it's best to leave out unflattering references to other mammals."

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"There's no law that says a porpoise can't kill a company lawyer, but it's still somewhat bad." "Officially, I have to give you a reprimand." "Unofficially, do you like mackerel?" Squeak!