Man: Did you finish the prototype? Wally: I didn't start because I had some questions. Man: Why didn't you ask me those questions a month ago? Wally: I was waiting until I saw you. Man: Fine... what are your questions? Wally: I just realized I didn't write them down.
dilbert thinking: that meeting ran long, so now i have ten minutes before the next one. i'm suppose to bring a complete technical report, and i haven't even started it. i hate this stupid job!
dilbert still thinking but showing signs of distress: i hate my boss! i hate my stupid co-workers!
dilbert yelling: i don't care about anything anymore!
dilbert thinking and typing on laptop: i'll just angrily slap together a bunch of nonsense and call it good. grrrrrr!!!
in conference room.
boss: this is your bet report ever.
dilbert yelling: what?
dilbert at home with dogbert:
today i learned a dangerous lesson about reality.