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Tuesday March 10,
2015
Ceo Agrees To Mentor Wally
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #mentor, #mentors, #mentoring, #protege, #power
Transcript
Wally: Will you be my mentor? CEO: Yes I will! You are wise to ask because it shows you have the drive to succeed. Wally: Exactly! Boss: Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire you. Wally: My mentor is your boss.
Wednesday March 11,
2015
How To Make Money While Adding No Value
Tags #ceos, #mentor, #mentors, #mentoring, #protege, #success, #merit, #qualification, #luck money, #wages, #earning, #earn, #money, #salary
Transcript
CEO Mentors Wally. CEO: How would you like me to mentor you, underling? Wally: Can you teach me how to make $25 million per year while adding no value to the company? CEO: I don't know how to teach you that. Wally: Was it all luck or did you have to kill people?
Thursday March 12,
2015
Learning To Avoid Responsibility
Tags #mentoring, #mentor, #mentors, #protege, #criticism, #responsibility, #Advice
Transcript
CEO: No matter how much I mentor you, you still act the same. Wally: That's because you're a terrible mentor. You owe me an apology for wasting my time. CEO: I don't think the problem is on my end. Wally: Are you teaching me how to avoid taking responsibility?
Friday March 13,
2015
Wally Is Ceo's Pet
Tags #bad influence, #mentoring, #mentor, #protege, #laziness, #work ethic, #changes
Transcript
Alice: How's it feel to be the CEO's pet employee? Wally: We call it mentoring. Alice: Has it changed you? Wally: No, but he seems more useless lately. Alice: I guess there's no backflow preventer on mentoring.
Saturday March 14,
2015
Wally Is Not Hungry To Succeed
Tags #mentor, #mentoring, #protege, #wages, #executives, #ceos, #compensation, #work ethic, #success, #money
Transcript
CEO: I've been mentoring you for a week. Do you feel different? Wally: Yes. Spending time with you makes me feel underpaid. CEO: And that makes you hungry to succeed? Wally: I don't even see how those things are connected.
Tuesday March 17,
2015
Have To Promote Wally
Tags #bad decision, #mentor, #mentoring, #promotions, #protege, #promote, #vice presdient, #good news
Transcript
Catbert: I have to promote you to vice president because our CEO has been mentoring you. Otherwise, it would seem as if he is either bad at mentoring or bad at picking people to mentor. Alice: Now what? Wally: Would you like to hear some good news that won't make you happy?
Thursday March 08,
2018
Alice Mentors The New Guy
Friday March 09,
2018
Boss Loves Criticism
Tags #mentor, #mentee, #protege, #Advice, #competition, #deception
Transcript
Alice The Mentor. Alice: One thing I can tell you about our boss is that he loves constructive criticism. Man: I feel as if your advice is intended to make me fail because you see me as a threat to take your job. Alice: And he loves it when you grab him by the hair and yell, "handles!"