Carol: Wally, can you help me with a computer problem?
Wally: People usually don't ask me for help.
Carol: Why is that?
Wally: You'll find out.
Carol: I can't log in to the server.
Wally: I'll need to ask you a few questions. Have you ever eaten food near your computer.
Carol: Um... Yes.
Wally: That's your problem.
Wally: Your crumbs are causing crosstalk on the protocols.
Carol: Is this why no one asks you for help?
Wally: It's in the top ten.
"What are you drawing, Dogbert?
"I'm creating a comic book called, 'The Adventures of Boron'."
"'The most boring man in the entire Universe'."
"Boron looks like me."
"Geez, what an ego you have."
"In chapter one, Boron slays the entire marketing department by explaining asynchronous protocols."
"I think it's high time we engineers got a little respect in this society!"
"Furthermore, there are many advantages to asynchronous transfer mode switch technology!"
"First, there's bandwidth..."
Wally says, "I programmed my instant-messaging software to send random questions to our boss every hour." Wally says, "They're all yes or no questions so he'll have the illusion of managing me." Computer says, "Should I rotate the domain protocols so they wear out evenly?" The boss says, "Yes"