Dilbert says, "Gee, Linda, if you don't mind some constructive criticism, that dress makes you look pudgy." Linda screams, "Haaiii!!!" Dilbert arrives at home with his arm in a sling and his clothes tattered. Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I still don't understand women, but I think when they yell 'haaiii' it means they like the dress they're wearing."
Dogbert says, "You're doing a great job as a role model." Dogbert says, "Half of your employees have already turned into pudgy sociopaths." Dogbert says, "And they're quick to anger."
Dilbert says, "What kind of mood is he in?" Alice says, "Tired and fussy." Alice says, "Also confused, bumbling, clueless, arrogant, short, bald and pudgy." Dilbert says, "He's right behind you." Alice says, "Add 'Angry.' Good luck."
carol: a reporter for buzz flawed wants to interview you.
boss: i don't see any downside to that!
reporter: my first question is, do you still cheat all of your suppliers?
boss: no! of course not.
reporter: so. you're admitting you cheated your suppliers in the past?
boss: get out of my office, you evil monster!
reporter: okay, i got what i needed.
one week later:
voice from boss's smartphone: "the pudgy miscreant could not hide his glee when bragging about cheating his suppliers."
