Dilbert sits in his chair watching television. The newscaster says, "Our top story: a dog with glasses was seen blowing up empty mail trucks with some type of 'Sonic Obliterator.'" The reporter continues, "Much of the city is in ruins, as the dog blasted through building to escape police and National Guard pursuit." Dogbert says to Dilbert, "On the plus side, we have a much better shortcut to the post office."
"Introducing LOOPY The woman who couldn't end a story."
"Did I tell you about my vacation?"
Dilbert: UH- OH
"We learned about coconuts."
Dilbert: "I"m trapped."
Loopy: "Coconuts are round and hairy, and they grow on trees."
Dilbert: "Must escape."
Loopy: "Coconut trees are found in many countries."
Dilbert: "Must use my ejector seat."
"FROOMP! HA HA!"
"GAAA!!! She has a pursuit chair!!!"
"I took lots of pictures."
"Must...aim for traffic."