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3 Results for Radiating Aura
View 1 - 3 results for radiating aura comic strips. Discover the best "Radiating Aura" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday January 18,
2003
Tags #radiating aura, #extreme incompetence, #turn off, #minute to cool
Transcript
The Boss: "Wally, could you.." Wally turns; he has a dotted bubble around his body. The Boss continues, "Oh.. never mind, I see that you're radiating an aura of extreme incompetence." Dilbert, Alice, and Wally are eating lunch. Dilbert says to Wally, "You forgot to turn off your aura." Wally responds, "It takes a minute to cool down."
Sunday March 26,
2000
Tags #points at screen, #oily finger, #clean screen, #hover finger, #losing aura of infalliability
Transcript
The Boss points to the screen and tells Tina the Tech Writer while she is behind her computer: "Tina, move that title..." He continues: "...over here." Tina screams: "Aaaagh!!" She exclaims: "Your finger oil is on my screen!!!" She says: "Now I have to spend ten minutes cleaning it..." She continues: "...because you don't understand how to hover your finger." She demonstrates for the Boss: "See?! This isn't hard. You hover the finger! Don't touch!" The Boss thinks as he is walking away: "I hope I'm not losing my aura of infallibility."
Saturday April 02,
2016
The Boss's Feng Shui And Aura
Tags #horoscope, #Astrology, #prediction, #fortune, #nonsense
Transcript
Carol: Ooh. Bad news on your horoscope today. Your moon is intersecting with the feng shui of your aura. Boss: How long do I have? Carol: You'll be dead by noon. Boss: I meant until my next meeting.