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8 Results for Raw Sewage
View 1 - 8 results for raw sewage comic strips. Discover the best "Raw Sewage" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday November 08,
2012
Tags #inventions, #waterworks, #invented filter, #raw sewage, #pure drinking water, #clean water, #upper container, #drank contaminated water
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a filter that can turn raw sewage into pure drinking water in seconds. CEO: Glug glug glug. Dilbert: The clean water ends up here in the upper container.
Tuesday September 09,
2003
Tags #internet traffic, #good thing, #under sewage, #breathe through straw, #grateful, #sewer system
Transcript
Wally: "Asok, would you like to join a doomed project for sending internet traffic over the sewer system?" Asok: "Absolutely! I might be young and inexperienced, but I know a good thing when I see it!" Wally: "I need you to work under the sewage and breathe through a straw." Asok: "I get a straw?!!"
Friday November 09,
2012
Tags #confusion, #drank sewage, #happiness, #prototype, #untreated sewage, #water purification, #psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: Let me tell you what kind of day I had at work. There was some confusion about my water purification prototype, and our CEO drank eight ounces of untreated sewage. Dogbert: So... best day ever? Dilbert: It'll be hard to top.
Sunday January 04,
2004
Tags #vp of marketing, #new version of prodcut, #testamnet, #customers, #new version, #raw data, #customers hate us
Transcript
As Vp of marketing, I am proud to introduce the new version of our product. Behold!! This sia testament to what can happen when you listen to customers. we asked customers what they wanted the new version to do. Six months ago I gave that raw data to you engineers. Today we see the result. Its the first time Ive seen it myself. whats it do? BAM!! Our customers said they hate us.
Friday March 01,
1996
Tags #facilitate this meeting, #speak, #begin saw display, #may not speak, #exercise, #health
Transcript
Dogbert, Alice, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "I've been asked to facilitate this meeting. I alone will determine who can speak." Dogbert continues, "I'd like to begin with a raw display of my power." You may not speak." Dogbert turns to Wally and says, "Hey, Wally . . . Did you ever hear of a thing called exercise?" Wally strains to keep from speaking.
Monday July 03,
2006
Thursday May 07,
2015
Rewarding Wally's Failures
Tags #failure, #excuse, #laziness, #justification, #reasoning, #excuses
Transcript
Wally: You should be celebrating my failures instead of punishing me for them. Failure is the raw material of success. If I am not failing, it means I am not pushing myself hard enough. Boss: Fine. What have you failed at? Wally: I failed to work on my project this month.
Friday May 08,
2015
Celebrate Failure
Tags #success, #failure, #credit, #taking credit, #reasoning, #managers
Transcript
Boss: Failure is the raw material of success. From now on, I will celebrate your failures. Dilbert: Will you still be taking credit for our successes? Boss: That part stays the same. I'm only trying to increase the contrast to your failures.