Matt: "Hi, I'm Matt. It's my first day here."
Dilbert: "I'm Dilbert."
"And this is..."
Wally: "I'd rather not say."
"I prefer to remain anonymous, so you won't feel comfortable asking me for anything later on."
Wally: "Here's my card. It's blank."
Dilbert: "The phrase that you're least likely to hear today is, 'We're just like family.'"
"Are you worried that he'll turn over the card and see your name?"
Dilbert: "Was that MY card?"
Wally: "I've been handing them out for years."