"You know what's funny? I never studied engineering and I'm your boss." "In fact, I majored in...um...gosh, I don't remember." "You forgot your major?" "I don't bother remembering things I can write down."
The boss says, "I just forgot what it's like to be one of the little people." The boss says, "It's liberating because I have no empathy for your suffering." Dilbert says, "And how is this different?" The boss says, "Now I have a reason."