The Boss hands Dilbert a form and says, "All employees must fill out this form." Dilbert reads, "Employee election to not rescind the opposite action of declining the reverse inclination to not discontinue employment with the company." Dilbert asks, "You're trying to trick us into quitting, aren't you?" The Boss hands Dilbert a pen and says, "Use ink."
The Boss: Alice, I want your honest opinion on my plan. Don't hold back.
Alice: Your plan looks like a monkey vomited on a dictionary.
The Boss: I remind my request for honesty,.
Alice: Your plan is terrific!
