Dilbert: "I have to do a credit check on your company before we do any work. It's our policy."
Small Businessman: "I resent that! Just because I'm a small businessman, that doesn't mean I'm a deadbeat!"
Dilbert: "I didn't mean to imply..."
Small businessman: "Do you know if the parking garage accepts acorns?"
Asok: Hey, robot. What's new? Robot: I'm glad you asked. Alice gave me an artificial soul and that made me feel special. Then Dilbert taught me to code. Asok: I don't like where this is heading. Robot: I hold grudges now.