Dilbert is carrying a box. He says to Alice, "I'm moving into a vacant private office. I got the last one." Dilbert continues, "I hope this doesn't cause ill-will in the cubicle-bound co- workers I'm leaving behind." Alice furrows her brow. Dilbert continues, "All I ask is that when you enter Diltopia, you bow in reverence and take off your shoes." Alice clenches her teeth in anger.
"Great news -- You're fired!"
"You get a generous severance package, two weeks' vacation, AND we hire you back as a contractor for more money!!"
"And I can telecommute if I want, but since dress codes don't apply to me..."