Boss: We replaced our entire marketing department with one evil genius. Evil Genius: My optogenic* technology can re-wire the neural pathways of our customers and change their preferences. You like gray. Asok: I like to be gay. *Already works on mice.
Catbert: For our employee wellness program we will inject nanorobots into your bloodstream to keep you free of disease. The nanorobots will also rewire your brain to make you a more effective worker. You might even feel motivated. Wally: Those robots are going to be disappointed.
boss: remember, asok, you don't find luck, you go out and make it.
asok yelling and waving arms: i feel your wisdom rewiring my brain and turning me into a super-employee!
boss: it usually doesn't work this fast.
asok: please double my workload, you beautiful monster!