Dilbert: Have you started to hate the new finance guy yet?
wally: yeah, Is tarted yesterday.
Dilbert: He seems so rigid.
Wally: Rigid and inflexible, Not a team player.
Dilbert: Do you have an extra napkin?
Wally: I won't really know until Im done.
Ratbert sits on top of Dilbert's monitor and says, "I've become one of those people who misinterprets everything you say." Dilbert asks, "Why?" Ratbert says, "Why? Are you saying that nothing should ever change? Maybe you shouldn't be so rigid." Dilbert says, "This could be very annoying." Ratbert replies, "Maybe you should see a therapist for your emotional problem."
Dilbert: Can you give me Carol's home address? I agreed to watch her kids and she turned off her phone for her date night. Catbert: It is against company policy for me to use my good judgment to save children. Dilbert: Are you sure it says that? Catbert: Yes. I wrote it myself.