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3 Results for Roboboss
View 1 - 3 results for roboboss comic strips. Discover the best "Roboboss" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday June 15,
2002
Tags #roboboss, #trivial task, #insulted, #mange with machine, #plywoodboss, #handle it
Transcript
The Boss introduces a robot to Dilbert, "This is Roboboss. He'll handle all of my trivial tasks." Dilbert responds, "I'm totally insulted that you think you can manage us with a machine!" The Boss turns to Roboboss and says, "Handle that." Roboboss responds, "I'll delegate it to my assistant, Plywood Boss."
Monday June 24,
2002
Tags #roboboss, #good work, #compliments employees, #shallow compliment, #feel good, #high five
Transcript
Roboboss says to Alice, "I am Roboboss. You are a valuable asset. Keep up the good work." Alice replies, "That is the most shallow compliment I have ever heard. But it still made me feel good." Alice continues, "So.. Are you seeing anyone?" Roboboss replies, "High five!"
Tuesday June 25,
2002
Tags #falling for robot, #human, #robo boss, #robot, #shallow compliments, #soulless machine
Transcript
Roboboss and Alice are at dinner. Alice says, "Roboboss, can this relationship work? After all, I'm a human.." Alice continues, "And you're a soulless machine designed to give shallow compliments to employees." Roboboss says, "You're giving 110%." Alice replies, "Stop.. don't make me love you."