boss and carol wearing face masks.
boss: i was falsely accused of being a white supremacist and fired. but i won in arbitration and got my job back!
carol: how did you win?
boss: bribery. once you realize the whole system is rotten, it's easier.
Dilbert: Have you ever noticed that our cubicles are organized exactly like a carton of eggs. Boss: That feels right because eggs go rotten quickly, too. Dilbert: I already hate my own analogy. Boss: Eggs are overly sensitive, too.
Boss: Our consultant has studied our corporate culture and isolated the problem. Dogbert: The problem is humans. You're all selfish, rotten liars. Boss: What kind of team-building exercise will fix that? Dogbert: I'd try something involving DNA and alien technology.
