Dilbert says, "The defense calls Fuzzy the Cat." Fuzzy sits in the witness stand. Dilbert asks Fuzzy, "Isn't it true that I did not in fact PET you, but only pushed you away in mild disgust when you rubbed my leg?" Fuzzy replies, "I have this sudden urge to bury you in pine-scented sand."
"I'd like your opinion for my market research, Ratbert."
"I've lumped you in the market sgetment that includes wild fungi and pencil erasers."
"Question one: would you enjoy having your head rubbed vigorously on a piece of paper?"