The Boss: "Dilbert, take care of this. It's our top priority."
Dilbert: "Sure. I'll just let m other priorities slip until my career is a smoldering mound of rubble."
dilbert: "So what is it?"
The Boss: "I don't know.. I just didn't like it on my desk."
Dilbert: My date lasted 53 minutes. Dogbert: That's your longest yet. Was she trapped in any way, such as under rubble? Dilbert: Nope! Dogbert: Wow. How'd you do it? Dilbert: I didn't talk for the first 49 minutes.