Boss: Wally will train you for your new job. You'll need to figure out how much of what he says is real training and how much is career sabotage.
Man: Career sabotage?
Boss: Employees don't like competition. Only the top 20% get bonuses. They'll do what they can to keep you out of that group.
Man: I assume you're exaggerating.
Boss: You'll see.
Wally: Has anyone told you about no-pants Fridays?
Dilbert: We know our boss's plan is a bad idea, but it's our job to execute anyway.
Wally: Maybe we should try to sabotage the plan by being incompetent.
Dilbert: Since when do you need a reason to be incompetent?
Wally: It's more of a "nice but not necessary" situation.