the boss: we'll need a scapegoat to blame for our failure on this project.
dilbert: no one will believe it wasn't our fault.
the boss: are you kidding?
the boss: people will believe anything.
the boss: we just have to be the first to frame the situation.
dilbert: i suppose we could make our lie sound credible.
the boss: that's overkill.
dilbert: we don't need to sound credible?
the boss: not even a little.
the boss is in ceo's office.
the boss: our project failed because of climate change.
ceo: that sounds right.