Dilbert sits in a travel agency. The travel agent says, "I recommend a trip to 'Clyde Canyon' for your vacation." Dilbert looks at a brochure and asks, "What would I do there?" The travel agent responds, "You could look at the scenery . . . Take some pictures." Dilbert asks, "Can't I just look at the brochure and stay home?" The man replies, "Yeah, that's what I do."
dilbert: i invented goggles that remove humans from the scenery, so one can enjoy being alone. add noice canceling headphones, and you'll never again have to experience the horror of human interaction.
alice: you freakin' megadork.
dilbert holding arms out: mmmm, bliss.
"I am Mordac, the preventer of information technology, and I have assigned you a new password."
"What is it?"
"It's the full text of 'The Da Vinci Code,' excluding the parts I don't believe."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stupid scenery descriptions!"