Ask: "Alice, if I fail to blow the whistle on our product's safety product, I will be like a murderer!"
Alice: "No, technically you'd be more like a killer, you wuss."
Asok: "My guts feel like I swallowed a squirrel."
Alice: "You have totally sucked the flavor out of this scone."
"My user representative is the stupidest..."
"No way! My user is the stupidest."
"Oh yeah?! Let's have a little wager. Go get your user and I'll get mine!"
"Have another scone, Tom."
"You're right. They do look just like styrofoam cups."
"It's a new paradigm..."